Jerrad the DoorI'm going to be honest it's just a door with an eye and a tie but I love him!
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[INTERVIEW WITH JERRAD]
"Hello, my name is Jerrad and I'm a door. My mother was a Human but my Dad was a door handle.
"I currently work a office job at a finance comapany; previously I worked at a hardware store but too many people mistook me for an actual door and... Yeah, it wasn't a pleasant experience...
"Now you may be wondering 'how does a door function as a working member of society?' well let me tell you, It's not easy.
"I move by constantly attaching and reattaching my body to different surfaces. Is it painfull? Excruciatingly, but you have to get from A to B somehow.
"As you've probably noticed I have no hands. Instead I have one giant eyeball and alot of will power. It sucks having no depth perception but it sucks even harder when I have to close my eye just to write a sentence. But I make it work.
"I would like to continue our chat but breaks almost over. I bet Susan's been talking behind my back again and when I find out I'll definitely go up to her and explain how she has hurt my feelings in a calm and serious manner... THAT and bash her head against my door frame multiple times.
"Hey, being a door has it's benefits sometimes!"Aug 26, 2021
(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)
[INTERVIEW WITH JERRAD]
"Hello, my name is Jerrad and I'm a door. My mother was a Human but my Dad was a door handle.
"I currently work a office job at a finance comapany; previously I worked at a hardware store but too many people mistook me for an actual door and... Yeah, it wasn't a pleasant experience...
"Now you may be wondering 'how does a door function as a working member of society?' well let me tell you, It's not easy.
"I move by constantly attaching and reattaching my body to different surfaces. Is it painfull? Excruciatingly, but you have to get from A to B somehow.
"As you've probably noticed I have no hands. Instead I have one giant eyeball and alot of will power. It sucks having no depth perception but it sucks even harder when I have to close my eye just to write a sentence. But I make it work.
"I would like to continue our chat but breaks almost over. I bet Susan's been talking behind my back again and when I find out I'll definitely go up to her and explain how she has hurt my feelings in a calm and serious manner... THAT and bash her head against my door frame multiple times.
"Hey, being a door has it's benefits sometimes!"Aug 26, 2021
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Comments
YO? I smell an underrated artist in my midst!
Seriously, this is AWESOME! And the little interview below is AMAZING. You didn't need to write it out, but you did, and I LOVE IT!
Amazing job here!
Seriously, this is AWESOME! And the little interview below is AMAZING. You didn't need to write it out, but you did, and I LOVE IT!
Amazing job here!
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